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Why Your Girl Is Always Mad At You

Submitted by Scott McCoy on July 6, 2009 – 7:07 pm
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Why Your Girl Mad At YouShe’s upset. You’re supposed to care. But after the fourth fight this week, all you want is a drink and a u-haul. You not giving a shit only makes things worse, turning her problems into personal attacks against you. Her original reason for being upset is now completely lost and you’re left with no idea about why she’s still bitching.

Who knows? – They don’t, but it’s their way of always being one up on you. They have no reason for being mad, but as long as it a looks like you’re the one in the wrong, she thinks she’s right. How could you get mad at her when she’s mad at you? This tactic is meant to confuse you, but stand strong; it’s a false advantage.

Always with your friends - It’s not her fault you have cooler friends. Actually, she’s lucky she has a vagina or you wouldn’t hang out with her at all.

You flirt with her friends - Making her feel insecure or jealous is not always a bad thing. She may get a little angry, but it’s good to keep her in her place. Even nice guys have to play hard sometimes.

PMS - She thinks this gives her a free pass to bitch all she wants. Not only will she complain about what you did today, but she will compile a list over the entire month until she can attack you without penalty. You will lose this battle my friend. Avoid it at all costs.

You don’t treat her like you used to - Your former self is often one of your biggest competitors in the relationship. Buying random flowers to get random ass might have seemed like a great idea then, but now she expects them every time. Take precaution before ever being too good to your girl. To paraphrase Cam’ron, “when you first meet a girl … slap her, that way she won’t say, ‘Why don’t you treat me like you used to?’”

Avoid her parents - No guy ever wants to meet your parents. He might say it’s because he is nervous or not sure if they will like him, but the real reason is because he doesn’t want to see your mom/what you will look like 20 years from now.


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