There are some situations where the rules of a relationship just don’t matter. Yeah cheating is bad and whatever, but some circumstances are understandable and some are even acceptable. With good timing and reason you can have your cake and eat it to. You don’t have to deprive yourself from wild random sex the rest of your life, just know how to get away with it.

Different country - this is no secret. Everyone knows the rules of relationship don’t carry over into other countries. Your passport represents your chance to do whatever the fuck you want. Don’t feel bad; you know the affair will never last longer than your visa permits. Plus you know you’ve always had a thing for a good foreign accent.

Vacation – everybody wants to get laid on vacation. It’s one of the few times a year, one night stands are encouraged. Plus, its easy to get with someone hotter than you cause they know they’ll never see your ugly ass again.

Drunk – I wouldn’t say this is a good excuse, just a good reason.

Once in a lifetime – sometimes there are opportunities just to good to be bogged down by commitment. It is the rarity of these situations that make them acceptable. Your favorite celebrity, your hot boss, and a famous porn star are all exceptions to the rule. It’s unlikely you’ll get another chance so make the best of it.

The ‘m’ word – it’s not your fault, all their serious talks about marriage and commitment forced you into someone else bed. When your freedom is threatened it is only natural to fight back. Acting on reflex, you found the closest bar, the easiest stranger, and fuck simply because you can. Freedom was your intention and cheating served well. Enjoy.

Bad Sex – everyone’s got their needs, good sex is one of them. If your girl/guy sucks, its nothing personal, but you’ve got to get your jollies off somehow. Before confessing your affair, make sure they’re in a good mood cause its going to turn shitty. Not only are they about to find out you cheated, they’re going to find out it was because they are terrible in bed.

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