Easy Women
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Bars aren’t the right place to find a good girl, but who cares that’s not what you’re looking for anyways. You went to the bar to find a girl that’s ready to get down, and with a little know-how that’s what you’ll find. It’s not about the game you play or the money you spend, it’s about the girls you talk too. Keep an eye out for these easy women.
Dirty Dancer
If she dances like a hoe she’s a hoe. This girl knows how to get down. She shakes her ass, drops it low, and could probably break your dick off. Most nights she comes to the club already drunk and heads straight to the dance floor. She not a big talker and doesn’t expect a nice drink, hell she doesn’t even care for a pick-line. Make your moves quick and confident; she wants someone who knows what they’re doing. Through-out the night, play her like a game of nine ball, you don’t have to be to spend the whole night with her, but as long as you’re the last to knock the ball in and dance with her, you win. And to no surprise, she fucks just as well as she dances. She’s likely to break your bed frame and scream like a banshee, so for all practical purposes, it’s best to just throw a blanket on the floor, she’ll understand. Most of the time it will be hard to tell exactly what is going on or weather your even enjoying it, so hold on. By the morning, she’ll have likely ripped your shirt, thrown condoms about your room, and paralyzed your dick from all function and feeling. And though your hips are bruised and it’s hard to walk, you somehow feel satisfied by it all.
Sorority Girl
Beware; these girls can be vicious. They move like a pack of wolves and can smell weakness. They gain strength with numbers and have a very structured hierarchy system. The alpha sister can often be identified by her position within the pack; most often she is the center of attention or the one being followed. Do not underestimate the power of the pack leader, for she controls your destiny with any of the girls in her domain. She has the power the exile, scrutinize and slander any of her followers. If you can make good with the pack leader, your chance of success within the pack is increased ten fold. WARNING: NEVER spit game at more than one of the pack members in a single night. They will quickly identify your intentions, conspire against you, and surround you before you can even make a break for the door. These girls are hardly worth the trouble. If you do manage to get lucky, it will most likely somehow comeback to haunt you. Remember: Most will cheat on their boyfriend, but all are loyal to their pack!
The Blackout
She often gets blacked out on diluted vodka before even arriving at the bar and is probably rocking a drink stain somewhere on her dress. She doesn’t need anymore, but will demand that you buy her the most expensive drink before even getting her name. She thinks she’ll the shit and somehow fails to see the shit show she really is. Before the end of the night she’ll break a heel and cry on the sidewalk. If you manage to get her drunk ass back to your house, take precautions. Remove all sheets, valuable things, and alcohol from her general location. Though you may get lucky before she passes out in the bathroom, it will most likely be the worst sex of your life. By the morning she will have pissed on herself, pucked in her hair, and put her panties on backwards. Do not give this girl your number, this embarrassing night of drunken mishaps was not her first and will not be her last. Get her out of your house early in the morning so she is less likely to remember you. If all goes as planned, you have learn a valuable lesson and will avoid girls of this type at all cost.
Weekday Women
Her favorite days are Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. This is a veteran women; she’s been around the block and means business. She usually packs tomorrows work cloths in her purse so she does have to bother going home in the morning. She rarely has more than a drink or two, and is eager to leave the bar as soon as she finds a guy. She doesn’t ask much from you, so don’t ask much from her. Being strangers is completely fine with her; she may even prefer it. She knows what she is doing and is a great lay. Be sure not to talk during sex; your voice is merely an annoying distraction to her. Right after sex, she is quick to get dressed and leave, as you hold your breath hoping she doesn’t expect you to pay. In the rare case she does stay over night, don’t expect to see her in the morning. She’ll cover her tracks and dispose of any evidence she was ever there. Though you will never get number from this girl, you can probably find her at the same bar, at the same time, on the same night every week.
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